IMPORTANT POSTAGE INFO: Estimated dispatch times are set for for 1-2 weeks - in most cases your items will be sent out before then and this is a worst-case-scenario guide. I visit the post office once per week on a Thursday and cut and make all orders on Tuesday/ Wednesday to give you an idea of timing.
FOR TRACKED POST you must select TRACKED or SIGNED FOR at the till - regular postage does not come with tracking except for on larger items and eyewear. Post (especially overseas) is being quite significantly delayed so for peace of mind I suggest selecting the upgrade :)
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A subtle fuck you to everyone everywhere, from the comfort of your earlobe.
Available in red, gold, teal, gunmetal, purple, silver and pink
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Made from laser cut acrylic with silver plated fastenings.
All laser cut with my laser cutter, designed and finished by me, the shop owner, in my studio. 100% hand made.
If you have particular colours or a custom request in mind, feel free to ask!
Made to order.
Avoid heavy use of perfume as this can interfere with the plastic and metal parts. A little love and care and your jewellery should last a life time. Don't hesitate to contact with any queries!
Items may occasionally vary very slightly in colour - especially with wooden products - due to the nature of the material.
Shipping from United Kingdom
Processing time
1-2 weeks
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept exchanges and cancellations
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 24 hours of purchase
I don't accept returns
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
- Items on sale
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Reviews (7)
Average:
Feb 5, 2020
Hey postal hasn't arrived? Can't see how to message you?
Michelle Froggatt
Dec 27, 2019
Excellent quality, a well appreciated gift for my brother.
Brigitte
Sep 15, 2019
Cool fun earrings!! Thank you
Natalie Riley
Jun 6, 2019
Gift for my mother on Mother's Day. She loves them.
patrick donaldson
Feb 1, 2019
Kayla Daniell