Iridescent Dick Earrings


Shipping to United States: $6.30


Dingly dangly dongs for your ears with pearlescent jizz. I honestly cant stop wearing these they are my favourite earrings.

GREAT for confusing the kind of men that would normally be catcalling, they literally have no idea what to think about them I love it.

Available in iridescent, lilac and mint!


Made from laser cut acrylic with silver plated fastenings.

All laser cut with my laser cutter, designed and finished by me, the shop owner, in my studio. 100% hand made.

If you have particular colours or a custom request in mind, feel free to ask!

Made to order.
Avoid heavy use of perfume as this can interfere with the plastic and metal parts. A little love and care and your jewellery should last a life time. Don't hesitate to contact with any queries!

Shipping from United Kingdom

Processing time

1-3 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept exchanges and cancellations

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

Request a cancellation within: 24 hours of purchase

I don't accept returns

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

These are so fun. I bought them for my bachelorette and I tried wearing these on two separate days but couldn’t have them in for longer than an hour. The material used really irritated my earring holes. I wish they didn’t though because I would love to wear them out more. They’re the perfect amount of extra! I ended up gifting them to one of my friends that weekend who has less sensitive ears.

Absolutely Love them & swift delivery! X

Once again, Angi loves them - she loves to suck dick and wears these when she goes down on me. We are both very satisfied.

10/10 recommend these very special penis earrings. They are lightweight and actually look really pretty if you don't know what it is you're looking at. Well done.

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