Iridescent Penis Earrings


Shipping to United States: $6.42

IMPORTANT SHIPPING INFO - For tracked postage you must upgrade to 'tracked' or 'signed for' at the checkout, standard post does not come with tracking - thank you!

Dingly dangly dongs for your ears with pearlescent jizz. I honestly cant stop wearing these they are my favourite earrings.

GREAT for confusing the kind of men that would normally be catcalling, they literally have no idea what to think about them I love it.

Available in iridescent, lilac and mint!

Made from laser cut acrylic with silver plated fastenings.

All laser cut with my laser cutter, designed and finished by me, the shop owner, in my studio. 100% hand made.

If you have particular colours or a custom request in mind, feel free to ask!

Made to order.
Avoid heavy use of perfume as this can interfere with the plastic and metal parts. A little love and care and your jewellery should last a life time. Don't hesitate to contact with any queries!
Items may occasionally vary very slightly in colour - especially with wooden products - due to the nature of the material.

Shipping from United Kingdom

Processing time

3-5 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept exchanges and cancellations

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

Request a cancellation within: 24 hours of purchase

I don't accept returns

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

I absolutely adore these earrings! I get so many compliments on them!

This is the perfect gift! I think it’ll be a hit! Thank you!

I love these so much. Fun and quirky. The reflections are rainbow colors. The detail is just right and the arrive in great shape. I have already had people ask me where I got them :)

My friend was so over the moon with her gift and has received so many compliments on them!!! 10/10 stars

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