Iridescent Dick Earrings

$23.58



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Dingly dangly dongs for your ears with pearlescent jizz. I honestly cant stop wearing these they are my favourite earrings.

GREAT for confusing the kind of men that would normally be catcalling, they literally have no idea what to think about them I love it.

Available in iridescent, lilac and mint!

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Made from laser cut acrylic with silver plated fastenings.

All laser cut with my laser cutter, designed and finished by me, the shop owner, in my studio. 100% hand made.

If you have particular colours or a custom request in mind, feel free to ask!

Made to order.
Avoid heavy use of perfume as this can interfere with the plastic and metal parts. A little love and care and your jewellery should last a life time. Don't hesitate to contact with any queries!

Shipping from United Kingdom

Processing time

1-3 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Reviews (1)

Average:

Wore these to a party in castle and everyone loved them. They're just such pretty shimmery dicks! 💚


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