Tiny Slogan Glasses
The tiniest glasses you never knew you needed.
These are designed to sit on the end of your nose.
The width on these varies slightly with each word - the smallest is 4.5cm (yes) and the widest is 5cm (cunt)
The metal arms are pliable and can be squeezed together or opened apart to fit different nose sizes. Please don't over bend them as over time they may weaken and break - find your size and don't be tempted to continually bend them back and forth. I have a particularly pointy nose and can wear them higher on my bridge but this might not be the case for everyone so keep that in mind! You can choose a flat bridge or a curved bridge. The straight bridge is slightly tighter and might not be a good option for a wider nose. If you don't see a colour you like select custom colour and let me know in the notes what you would prefer!
These are not intended for use as sunglasses and are not UV protective. They are novelty items and should be treated as such. Not suitable for children or animals due to choking hazard.
Shipping info: The time I need to prepare an order for dispatch varies. Currently turn around is about 2 weeks but is reducing due to a spike in orders in April (which we are now just about on top of!) Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.